This is Christopher's actual conversation with Santa Claus:
Santa: What's your name, young man?
Christopher: Christopher.
Santa: Christopher, what would you like for Christmas?
Christopher: A Scooby Doo video game, a teddy bear, and a live turkey.
Santa: A live turkey? Why do you want a live turkey?
Christopher: Because I want to teach it to dance.
(Honestly, why else would someone want a live turkey?)
5 comments:
Maybe a live turkey is what I need ;)
Yeah - get it nice a in shape ... maybe have it lift some weights too.
This time next year, it'll be perfect!
Merry Christmas,
Wes
P.S. - I laughed out loud when I read this post.
Thanks, guys! My son always keeps me laughing, too.
Too funny! I love the things kids come up with.
Yes, I do too, Christy. Thanks for the comment!
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