This is Christopher's actual conversation with Santa Claus:
Santa: What's your name, young man?
Santa: Christopher, what would you like for Christmas?
Christopher: A Scooby Doo video game, a teddy bear, and a live turkey.
Santa: A live turkey? Why do you want a live turkey?
Christopher: Because I want to teach it to dance.
(Honestly, why else would someone want a live turkey?)